Haha, this cracked me up. Probably the most realistic alternative Titanic ending I’ve read.

But eugh. Even reading about this guy had me cringing all the way through.

Your style is very engaging; it had me chuckling all the way through. Best of luck with finding someone less creepy to whisk you away to Vegas.

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