Haha, this cracked me up. Probably the most realistic alternative Titanic ending I’ve read. | by Aimee Pearcy | Medium

…esn’t work out. The first two couples died, and Tommy gave Pamela hepatitis C before they split up. Maybe if Jack and Rose lived, they would have ended up in a shitty New York walk-up ordering Chinese and arguing over who gets the last dumpling. Maybe Romeo and Juliet would have found themselves arguing where to spend Christmas or which grandp…

Why You Shouldn’t Date a Guy Who Moves Too Fast

Rachel Khona

1 min readFeb 21, 2018

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Haha, this cracked me up. Probably the most realistic alternative Titanic ending I’ve read.

But eugh. Even reading about this guy had me cringing all the way through.

Your style is very engaging; it had me chuckling all the way through. Best of luck with finding someone less creepy to whisk you away to Vegas.

Aimee Pearcy

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Tech journalist & copywriter. Contact me at aimee.pearcy@gmail.com

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